Star Wars Summary by Someone Who Hasn’t Seen the Movies

Courtesy of Joe Nicolosi, a description of the three Star Wars movies by his friend Amanda.

The Power of Editing

Think you can judge a movie by its trailer?

Mozart on Skates

Words has it that Mozart started composing on skates before he discovered the pianoforte.

Shoo!

I’ve seen this a couple of hundred times and he never hits him. It’s clear he didn’t spend enough time out at the shoe range. What a loafer.

More More Cowbell Distractions

Like us, you search out anything related to the SNL cowbell sketch. We just found a site that allows you to upload an MP3 and add more cowbell and Christopher Walken clips. Stupid and fun.

New Member of the Family

When is a dog not a dog? When it’s a robot.

We adopted a dog a couple of days ago. We drove to the animal shelter in Englewood. It was a horrific experience, by the way. It’s the kind of place they use to film the “oh, won’t you adopt these sorry animals” commercials. Poop everywhere. Nothing but concrete, chain link fences, and sick animals. We found a pure bred Boston Terrier who charmed our pants off. Without pants, we had no choice but to grab her and whisk her back to Boulder, the land of yard sign recycling and organic dog food. We quickly named her Robot, in honor of robots. The vet said, “You lucked out. She’s a $1,200 dog!” We hit the jackpot! After two days of Robot, we quickly realized that, even at $1,200, she was a bargain. She’s very sweet. She will lick the face of anyone in her path for a half hour. She hasn’t barked yet. She knows how to play Parcheesi.

Thanks to the shelter:
Eye infection
Vaginitis
Intestinal infection
Kennel cough

Two types of antibiotics, an eye medicine, and a plastic cone should do the trick.

There! I Did it.

Vacation Photo

This is how we spent our summer vacation.

Palin Songs

What We’re Up Against

Ohio and Pennsylvania, apparently, aren’t ready for a second string, baby-killing, white-hating, terrorist, black radical, socialist in the White House.